Artist/Band: Snider Todd Tabs
Song: Plastic Girl Tab
Plastic Girl
By Todd Snider
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/29/2004
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Well I knew I had to have her when I sent off in the mail
D A
When I saw her picture in that magazine
A
And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up
A D
The prettiest plastic girl you�d ever seen
D
I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
D G
I figured that I�d keep her around
G D
Her plug kept her inflated and when I it in
A D
But when I pulled it out she�d go down
Chorus:
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She�s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, and nothin�s missin�
G D A
She never had a headache and she ain�t got bad breath when we�re kissin�
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She�s there when you need her, she�s more than just a friend
D G
And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
D A D
She�s my life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl
Well I didn�t tell anybody except my best friend Earl
Cause you can�t trust just anyone you see
And when I�d come home late at night all tired from makin� pizzas
Wendy, she�d be waitin� there for me
One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind
And it broke my heart in two when I walked in
And I found the one I�d always thought would always be just mine
Layin� there with Earl, my best friend
Now I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin� kind
And I never figured Earl would let me down
But you don�t know what can happen in these modern mixed up times
Cause there�s a lot of f**kin� wierdos runnin� around
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