Artist: Mike Snider | Song: Puttin On The Dog

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Song: Puttin On The Dog Tab

Here is a song recorded by Mike Snider that I transcribed today:

Puttin� On The Dog
Mike Snider

C                         A
Since all her friends has got one
D
My wife is a�wantin� one too
G7
A fur coat -
                C
And there ain�t nuthin� else gonna do.

C                    A
Said she�d look real classy,
D
Make me proud�a her
G7
If run down to the store
    C
And buy her a fur.

Well, she put me t� thinkin� how that I
Was gonna swing that kinda deal
She knows we can�t afford nuthin� like that
And I�m too afraid t� steal!

But the problem finally solved itself
Like a bolt out of the blue
It just jumped right out in front of me
On highway twenty-two

That big ol� german shepard
My car he didn�t see
He went to dog heaven
Left his hide there for me.

For six weeks in the basement
I worked on it every night
It was trial and error
But I finally got it right

I put it in a Captain Crunch box
Carried it upstairs to her
She french kissed me
When she seen her fur

Now she�s got that fuzzy fur coat
Reaches all the way down to her knees
She�s been complainin� lately
Says her closet�s plumb full of fleas

She don�t know old Fido
Is wrapped around her tight
She�s puttin� on the dog
When she goes out at night

Yeah, She don�t know old Fido
Is wrapped around her tight
She�s really puttin� on the dog
When she goes out at night

She�s been real depressed
Since I backed out over the cat
I believe she�s gonna smile real big
When I show her that new fur hat!

submitted by Bob Henrickson