Artist/Band: Randy Rogers Band Tabs
Song: Plastic Girl (hidden Track) Tab
Plastic Girl
By Randy Rogers
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Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail
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I saw her picture in that magazine
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And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up
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The prettiest plastic girl you�d ever seen
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I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
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Figgered that I�d keep her around
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Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in
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But when I pulled it out she�d go down
Chorus:
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She�s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin�s missin�
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Yeah she never had a headache, she ain�t got bad breath when we�re kissin�
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Yeah she�s there when you need her, she�s more than just a friend
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And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
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She�s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl
Well I didn�t tell nobody cept my best friend Earl
You can�t trust just anyone you see
When I�d come home late at night all tired from makin� pizzas
Wendy, she�d be waitin there for me
One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind
And it broke my heart in two when I walked in
And I found the one I�d always thought would always be just mine
Layin there with Earl my best friend
Chorus
I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin� kind
I never figgered Earl would let me down
But you don�t know what can happen in these modern mixed up times
Cause there�s a lot of wierdos runnin� �round
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