Artist/Band: Original Artist Tabs
Song: I Screen For Tsa Tab
Words written by Chris Brock
(In the tune of 'Corpus Christi Bay' by Robert Earl Keen)
Capo on 3rd Fret
(Verse 1)
G Cadd9 G
I x-ray bags from 10 �til sev - en,
Cadd9
Out at DFW.
G
Don�t you pack your cuticle scissors,
D
I�ll call a bag check on you.
Cadd9 G
Don�t forget to take your shoes off,
Cadd9
Yes, the sign says, �Optional.�
G D
But walk through my mag with shoes on,
G
And it�s the handwand for you.
(Verse 2)
Need your laptop by itself, sir,
Nothing on top or underneath.
Recommend you lose that cell phone,
�Cause it�ll make you beep.
You can place in that bowl there,
Along with pocket change.
Just follow my directions,
And you�ll make it your plane.
(Chorus)
D Cadd9
Although you people do not like me,
G
There is no other way.
Cadd9 D
I�m an agent of the government,
G
I screen for TSA.
(Verse 3)
I need to know whose bag this is,
The picture wasn�t clear.
I�m gonna send it back through x-ray,
You can wait right here.
Ma�am, I�ll need to do a bag check,
On that little pocket knife.
I need to see your boarding pass,
Step over to the side.
(Repeat Chorus)
(Verse 4)
Hello, Sir, you�ve been selected,
To receive the extra screening.
No, you don�t look like a terrorist,
Please, just point to your things.
I�ll go place them on that table,
And if you�ll just have a seat,
We�ll be able to get started,
Just as soon as I give my speech.
(Repeat Chorus x2)
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