Artist/Band: Coe David Allan Tabs
Song: Juanita Tab
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Well I�m finally gettin� used to the water
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The way the tarantulas bite
Those Federalais didn�t believe I
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Only came her to watch the bulls fight
Tell my mother, I need a good lawyer
A
Tell my father I�m getting a tan
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My sleepy siesta down south of the boarder
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Is taking more time then I planned.
Chorus:
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Oh Juanita somebody betrayed me
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They�re giving me ten years to life
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Juanita I need you to save me
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I promise I�ll make you my wife.
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I got a big house in Milwaukee
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With a color TV and a pool
Mahogahide bar and a Cadillac car
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Juanita, they�re waiting for you
Tie the burro up down in the courtyard
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To keep the guard busy tonight
When you bring my dinner
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Make sure the tortia
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Is filled with a gun or a knife.
Chorus:
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Juanita, you�ll love Wisconsin
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Wisconsin is gonna love you
Yes, all of Milwaukee speaks Spanish
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Of course you�re gonna wear American shoes
Lake Michigan tastes like tequila
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Frayholay�s, why they grow they�re own trees
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You can say adios to the pigs and the goats
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If you�ll just do this one thing for me.
Chorus:
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Juanita, I-I swear it was all a mistake
You see, I was drowning out there in the ocean
And I saw this bale coming by man so I grabbed it
And I climbed on top of it and I found this stick
And I rowed myself into shore and when I got there the boarder control Was waiting for me at the�
I didn�t know what it was, I promise you
If you�ll just marry me I can be a citizen of Mexico
I�d take you to Milwaukee, you can meet all my friends
They got these big shiny motorcycles and you can ride on the back of �em Really, Juanita would I lie to you.
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