Artist/Band: Carrington Rodney Tabs
Song: If You Play Your Cards Wrong Tab
Rodney Carrington - If you Play your Cards Wrong
Chorus
G C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
D C D G
You�ve got all the makings, of my future ex-wife.
C
I�ve got three bucks, my credit sucks, and my future don�t look too bright.
D C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
Verse
Em C
Some call me a loser, and a lazy, no good slob.
Em D
I lost my house, I�ve got no car, and I can�t keep a job.
C D
But I�ve got a big heart and another part,
Em
Take me home you�ll understand,
C D C D G
Because my genitalia, looks like a pringles can.
Chorus
C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
C D C D G
When I pull my pants down, you won�t believe I�m white.
C
It�s been said that I�m Mr. Ed, but don�t worry I won�t bite,
D C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
Verse
Em C
Some call me dis-honest, and they say I�m just lying,
Em D
But I peed next to old John Holmes and�.He started cryin�
C D Em
On a sunny day I�ve got it made, get under my wiener if you need shade..
C D C D G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
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