Artist/Band: Bob Rivers Tabs
Song: White Trash Christmas Tab
White Trash Christmas
By Bob Rivers
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I�m dreamin� of a white trash Christmas
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We�ll decorate the mobile home
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There�ll be cousin�s kissin� and front teeth missin�
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And you�ll hear grandpa peein� in the snow
I�m dreamin� of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
I did get a subpoena though, our family tree is leanin� to the right
And we�ll all be playin� poker Christmas night
�Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!�
�Lets pick out a few presents now�
We�re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Miller Light
And when our hound dog is howlin� through the night
He says may all your Christmas� be white
�Oh, ah, pay no attention to that �all trespassers will be shot� sign
�That don�t apply to you Santa, Nice rack on Blitzen though�
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