Artist/Band: Bob Rivers Tabs
Song: Cat's In The Kettle Tab
Cat�s In The Kettle
By Bob Rivers
To the music of Cat's In The Cradle
E G
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
A E
It ain�t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
E G
Yet the food tastes great so you don�t complain
A E
But that�s not chicken in your chicken chow mein
D (walk down) D/F# D/E D/open D string
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
G (walk down)Em
But Garfield�s on my fork
G (walk down) Em
He�s purrin� here on my fork
Chorus 1:
E D
There�s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
G A
The place that I eat everyday at noon
E D
They can feed you cat and you�ll never know
G (walk down) Em
What they�re wrappin� up in dough, boy
G (walk down) Em
They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today, I lost my appetite
There�s 2 cat�s in my belly and they want to fight
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or 2
When I swear I heard it mew, boy
And that is when I knew
Chorus 2:
There�s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin� there at noon
They say that it�s beef, or fish or pork
But it�s purrin� there on my fork
There�s a hairball on my fork
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